Monthly Archives: August 2011

The Pickle, Ice Cream, and Winni

Jake and I have had lunch everyday this week at what used to be “the pickle” (the Pultneyville Pickle, may it rest in peace, was an awesome deli with great cookies on a bike route along the lake). It’s now the Pultneyville Deli Co., so far an excellent replacement, if a bit disorganized in order taking and sandwich building (I’ll forgive them, they’re new!). The PDC is just 1.6 miles from our new house, and we’ve been painting and tearing out carpet and sanding cabinets and eating all of our meals at the deli.

Today was no different, around 1 we headed to the former pickle, I had a BLT on sourdough (they use thick cut bacon and cook it when you order the sandwich) and Jake had a reuben, plus two beers and huge peanut butter cookie for dessert. But that’s not the important part of this story. Winni (and her husband Bruce) is the important part.

 

As we walked in  we noticed a couple of cyclists changing a tire on the patio. When we came back out to wait for our sandwiches they were still without a wheel on one bike, so Jake asked what was up. Turns out this was the first flat they’d had since North Dakota. That’s right, North Dakota. And that wasn’t even where they started. San Francisco. We are 3200 miles from San Francisco.

 

Fortunately for all of us Winni is keeping a most awesome blog about their travels across the country on bicycles. I started reading at the beginning tonight while nursing the wee Radichio before bed (total aside: what did people with small, cranky babies do before they had the internet in their hands? I assume they stared at the four walls while nursing or holding semi-sleeping babies…I read blogs, answer email and browse ebay). Winni is a great writer, reader, biker and ice cream lover. She’s even been known to have two ice cream stops in one day!! A woman after my own heart! Go read her now: winnicycle.blogspot.com!!

 

Passporter Guide to Disney = $1

Its the best guide book there is for Disney and you can get the 2010 edition for only $1 here! Why only $1? Because the new version is coming soon and this book will be considered outdated. While some things will be outdated (prices for example) for the most part the information is super helpful to anyone planning a trip.

 

 

Radichio

By popular demand…

The Narcissist

Vacation Without Baby…

We’ve planned many trips but we are entering a whole new realm of travel planning: leaving our baby with the GPs for four days while we go to the Epcot Food and Wine Festival…

 

On one hand it sounds positively heavenly. Imagine, sleeping more than 3-4 hours at time and past 6AM. Or having more than a drink with dinner. Or wearing clothes without spit, milk, or pee on them. Maybe there is no other hand…

 

Oh, but there is another hand, a really big one. On top of being worried about how much we’ll miss him and if he’ll be a good sleeper for the GPs we have a food issue that has required months of planning, a big freezer, and the TSA. See, The Rad One is a breastfed baby. He’s also a voracious eater. (aside, you know that thing people say about breastfeeding just melting the pounds off? yeah, well, they lied). He’ll be 7 months old when we leave and will need 4-5 days of breast milk or 27-30 ounces per day or 150 ounces to be safe.

 

Where will all this come from? You got it. Me. I’ve been building this stockpile since April. Rad is such a big eater that getting any extra has been a challenge. Some days I’m lucky and there’s a whole three ounces for the freezer. Other days its one or two. If I could get three extra ounces every day it would take 50 days to get the 150 we need for vacation, its been more like 60. Here’s another rub. Breast milk is only good for about three months in a standard freezer, so not only have I been working on this stockpile, we have to rotate through what’s in there so that he’s not drinking April milk in October. On days Raddy visits the GPs or I go to work or we go out to dinner he gets stockpile. But that means I have to replace what we took out AND come up with the extra. Who thought this would be so stressful?! Just imagine me at, oh, say, a Motley Crue concert with my breast pump. Or the movie theater. Or the mall. I’ve pumped milk in all of those places. How about a bike shop bathroom ? Driving across Canada with Radicchio in the back seat? Or the Glorious Garlic Festival? Yes, Yes, and Yes.

 

Okay, so that’s the months of planning and the freezer, how does TSA figure into this? The pumping fun won’t stop while we are gone. I’ll be away from Raddy, but my boobs won’t know that and they will just keep on keepin’ on. In hopes of preserving my production, replacing some of the stockpile, and generally being comfortable I’ll have to hit the pump every few hours while vacationing. And I’m planning to bring some of that pumped liquid freedom back from vacation with me. Ah ha, you say, TSA has the rule about liquid and three ounces and the Ziploc bags. Yes they do, but after much to-do about breastfeeding mothers TSA allows breast milk on planes, even if you don’t have your baby with you. And they allow you to have it visually inspected rather than irradiated (I’m not sure if the x-ray thing matters, but if the microwave gets rid of the good antibodies in milk, I wonder if the x-ray thing does too…).  Successfully doing this is easier said than done however; TSA has had some bad press surrounding women traveling with breast milk.

 

Given the amount of time I’ve spent attached to a pump and the hassle I’m sure to get at the airport on the way home, this had better be the best four-day vacation ever!!!

There is no Beer in Canada…

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Recently I (Jake) went to the Shannonville Raceway (Shannonville,Ontario, Canada) for a Motorcycle trackday (aside from Kim: this a day spent riding your motorcycle dangerously fast while wearing a superhero style leather getup…you know, to protect your skin) with friends Ben, Jared and Mark. After clearing customs we decided that we should stock the refrigerator for the weekend. As simple upstate New Yorkers we are used to walking into any convenience store after pumping a tank full of liquid gold into our gas guzzler and buying an ice cold six pack of Pabst, pretty much anytime. Ok, maybe not Pabst, I’m not made of money you know, but you get the point! So we went grocery shopping at six p.m. on a Sunday for the four of us and two fourteen year old boys (that’s a whole other post…). We inquired about the availability of beer. The Canadian accent is a bit different from ours so at first when I got the strange look I thought maybe she misunderstood. After repeating the question “Where can we buy some beer?” She again looked at me like I asked for weapons grade plutonium, and replied “You aint gonna find no beer stores open ’round here at this time of night.”

Double negative. Awesome. So that means that I CAN find beer, right? Wrong. Must be that the double negative rule doesn’t apply north of the border.

Furthermore “This time of night??!!” it’s broad effin daylight out and hot enough to melt the balls off of a brass monkey! “Maybe when you get near Kingston you’ll find a beer store open, but I’m not even sure aboot that.” I guess she could see the sad wash over us when she delivered the bad news, so she wished us good luck with a smirk as we walked out. “Jake, Jared. You’re in charge of chasing down some beer. I can’t believe that there’s no beer in Canada,” Ben ordered! Yessir! So off we went. I turned on the gps and started calling every beerstore that came up. Not one answer. How can this be? I thought it rained Labatt’s Blue and the rivers flowed with Molson Golden in Canada. They may well do that, but not on Sunday evening.

All was not lost however. When we cleared customs earlier Mark and Jared had the good sense to buy some duty free liquor. So as we settled down that night outside the camper in the 90* heat and 600% humidity, we found that nothing quite quenches your thirst like three fingers of Jim Beam.